Today I sent a care package to my sister in Afghanistan. The usual. Some solvent, a box of g-strings. A live monkey. It was weirdly depressing trying to write the address on the customs declaration while the kind postal worker asked tender questions. Or rather it was impossibly difficult to write while trying to fend [...]
Archive for November, 2006
In the Inman household we are reading Year of the Griffin by Diana Wynne Jones. I’m not quite DWJ for Prezzadint. Because I am out of tshirts. I think the characterization of the professors and administration is great in this book. The awful bureaucratic mess is captured so perfectly. And I agree with the critique [...]
This is a dog who bites womenzzz ears. And then lounges upon the floor of the office. Among the 37 lbs of books. For Shame.
More avant-garde Christmas decorations from yours truly.
Dear Fran, I need some relationship/coping advice. This being the week of Thanksgiving, I am not at all thankful for the fact that I will not see my boyfriend for 4 entire days!!! Over the course of our 6-week relationship, we have never been apart for that long. I already miss him and he hasn’t [...]
The paper has sprawled to 11 crazed pages. I have also test-driven one optimistically priced rustbucket.
Day Two Dippy Term paper Does This have any relevance whatsoever to anything? No, of course not. Well, well, well. We have, Dear Reader, written six dull pages with at least four more to go. And reading any of the following list of keywords might push us right over the edge at any moment: Michelangelo [...]
You know, the swath of binge eating that starts two days before Halloween and ends the Monday after Valentines day. This time that dreams are made of. Ahem. This Thanksgiving season, I will be concentrating my energies on the following: Writing a term paper about how men were depicted in Italian Renaissance Art and Buying [...]
I’m thinking of getting some kind of larger car like a truck or van or SUV so I can more easily lug my giant canvases from place to place. Plus, I can spend lots of extra money on gas. I think Snippet and Welly would enjoy off-road adventures such as this one. In a car [...]
This weekend I went on a short trip to the Greek isles. I love Mykonos.
Art History Teacher, Interested In Politics: (to class) How does it feel to be living in the one state in the nation that can’t make up its mind? Dingbat: I know! It’s supposed to be 70 tomorrow and it was 40 degrees yesterday!
or something like that. The Moving Castle LLC, Inc, Kevin Inman Enterprises Incorporated brings you Really Strange Cinema Exhibit A:
Stereo: plays Who I Am by Jessica Andrews Her: What do you think of this song? Me: I like it. It combines assertive self confidence with a honkytonk mentality. And- it speaks to the Proletarian.
The Vet Student- aka “Her” informs me that this bubble in my left index finger is in fact a Wart. No, there’s no picture. You’ll have to track me down and check it out first hand. What does she know? I am not a dog. Although some would argue that I look like one. And [...]
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