So I beat the Get The Glass game, but I don’t see how this gets me any closer to having a glass. Surely these people don’t think that a glass on the computer is the same as a glass in my kitchen? What is up with this? How do I get my freakin’ glass? Oh [...]

So. In January I bought a new digital camera to replace my 5 year old model, which would take a maximum picture size of about 300K. The new camera has too many megapixels and even putting it to a reasonable setting each photo is at least 1M. Now just as an aside I find these [...]

Is alarmed, in case you were wondering. And no, I could not hear the alarm over the music. And I was on the phone when the police came. I denied all knowledge of any trips down the hall to the door. And you know I never tell lies, Faithful Reader. Sample conversation with cop: Cop: [...]

I’d like to send some snaps to Mr Damien Hirst. And a bedazzled skull, maybe. Of course I used rhinestones from Michael’s and they were only about $10, not $50 million.

Last night we saw Evan Almighty, at the Lyric Theatre here in Blacksburg, which I gather was some kind of screening before it actually came out in theatres. Overall, I thought it was solid. Theme: environmentalism. The good: Oh, the actors were all fantastic. And the animals were really funny. The bad: It was set [...]

New plan: think of everything in terms of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Armageddon: 1. Death 2. Plague 3. War 4. Famine California Housing Bubble: 1. Rising interest rates 2. Foreclosures 3. Unsold new home glut 4. High prices This morning: 1. Wife Breaks Coffee Pot 2. Tupperware Has All Disappeared So Have To [...]

I was able to purchase this blinged skull for only $3 at Wal-Mart, cockroach of American retailers. Now of course she’ll want the $100 million version. And who can blame her? This work really is cool. I love it. I love the diamonds, I love the platinum, I love the teeth. Bling. I love, love, [...]