Ugh. So I watched a random Netflix art movie today. Personal Velocity is what it was called. Allow me to be blunt. I hated it. The acting was pretty good- I am pretty sure it was added to the queue during a Parker Posey search. But the stories being acted are too thin and I [...]

Another year, another pair of Adidas Supernova Trail. These shoes have been getting uglier through the years. At first, they were just giant gray and blue boats. Then, for three years they were sleek gray and blue boats. After lulling us into complacency, Adidas introduced the terrible smurf-blue version. Then there was the terrible bright-orange [...]

Here the parking pass leaves the unauthorized interior of the 4 Runner for the unauthorized floor. (EVERYONE IS SWEATING BULLETS) Violation:09 UNAUTHORIZED USE OF A PERMIT OH NO! Another $100 down the drain.

The *entire* past two days have been like this.

Dear Virginia Tech Bookstore Management, Yesterday afternoon I went to the VT bookstore to try to purchase iLife 08. I have been waiting for this software for an entire year, in other words, basically my entire life. As part of my commitment to the environment, I rode my bike. (FORESHADOWING OF MORAL SUPERIORITY) Which meant, [...]

I’m taking a 5 day course on Celtic calligraphy. At the moment I can’t remember at all what time period this “hand” is from- a “hand” is like a font in calligraphy-language. I think it might be from the 6th Century or the 8th Century or the 11th Century or something like that. I don’t [...]

Yesterday Welly was sad and downtrodden, and wouldn’t even eat dinner. I thought she was sick, until I looked at my calendar this morning and saw that yesterday was her 10th birthday. We didn’t even sing to her. No wonder she was sad. So Happy Birthday to Welly.