Did this movie have it all? I think it did. Let’s run down the checklist: 1. Trite religious themes? check. 2. Handsome young actor morphs into a stupendously nasty and stringy Nicholas Cage halfway through? check. Were we also forced to look at Nicholas Cage’s half naked, steroided torso at some point? Yes, we were. [...]

Have you noticed that clothes washed at your mom’s house smell good, no matter what you do in them- exercise, sleep, hang out in smoky bars, leave them wadded on the vile-smelling carpet – until you wash them again, when they revert to smelling like crap? I’ve been wearing this shirt for 2 days now [...]

I suppose this must be my father’s contribution to the home decor.

Is the state of Oklahoma. Check out these BBQ grills shaped like cows: And it sort of looks like the one in the back has 2 heads. More BBQ grills shaped like cows: And the final image of BBQ grills shaped like cows: Now you can relax- if you’re capable- and feast your eyes on [...]

Coin Laundry hijinks- what could be worse? New camera hikinks, perhaps? Last night was my first experience with the coin laundry since- oh, about the year 2000. I was astonished at the capacity of these machines, but less enthusiastic about the drying capacity of the dryer, which was pretty much equivalent to waving the laundry [...]

I thought the shower was pink, but that turns out to have just been mildew.

I have this demented coffemaker, right? And it has a clock but you cannot set the clock for some reason. You can only set the timer. So my plan is to trick it and plug it in at midnight so it is on the right time. This was my plan last night as well, but [...]

Today I found a Starbucks card on the sidewalk. So that’s fortunate. There’s only 98 cents on it, so I guess I won’t be purchasing an espresso maker with it. I think I’ll just leave the smarmy metaphysics up to your imagination.