Him: You like that margarita, amigo? Me: Yep. (try to figure out tip)
Archive for June, 2008
Chicken and Waffles is a foodstuff I am intimately familiar with since I own a waffle iron, and I’m an especially lazy cook. I also internalized Men’s Health notions of the importance of eating tons of lean animal proteins so I can develop a jacked body and LOSE THAT BELLY FAT! But there is a [...]
I’m not surprised he didn’t call her back. I’m guessing he’d already noticed she was crazy.
Hummer’s been discontinued, apparently. I love this: “Whatever the price of gas,” said Glen Peck, director of the Hummer Club, a national organization of enthusiasts, “we’ll drive them to hell and back.” People can be so crazy.
For so many years I have clipped my keys to my belt with you, earning the admiration of many and the derision of the rest. RIP.
I caved last night and turned on the A/C. It doesn’t work properly, much like the heat before it. Most of the time it is uncomfortably warm and the rest of the time it is freezing. Sometimes it blows hot air, sometimes it blows cold air, sometimes it turns itself off and on every 10 [...]
We can’t avoid knowing that the Sex and the City movie, with all of its appalling gender stereotypes and relentless narcissistic consumerism, exists. The whole idea just makes me feel nauseated. All we can do is avoid it. Nothing would induce me to see it, and can I just say that I wish they’d make [...]
Him: What are you doing? Reading the paper? Me: Yes. Him: Looks like a boring kind of life.
This is me. This is a sword. Dale who lives downstairs gave Ron who lives next door this sword so he wouldn’t “use it on the voices.”
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