I’m going as a hungry version of Edward Cullen from Twilight. Dark eyes- dark bags under eyes. Body glitter. Etc.

According to the Scottish experts at the Highlander festival, I have no such heritage. Well, actually, they were just going by names, and really that isn’t an ironclad sort of genetic testing. But my name is not Scottish. Or Welsh, or Irish. They were stumped as to the derivation of my name. I suggested English, [...]

Over years I have learned to just say no to these items, and nevertheless have just purchased them and been burned yet again. Pantene hair products. They inevitably lead to bad hair of baffling variety. Upon the use of Pantene, in the same head of normally sane hair I find jheri curls, frizzy areas, flat [...]