-I resolve to stop cutting my toenails until they curve under and I have to walk on them.
-In the interest of going green, I will drive only in reverse. One gear must be better than 5.
-Every night at midnight I will ring my cowbell in the yard to scare off evil spirits. (The lily livered ones.)
-I was so inspired by Wicked that I resolve to eat nothing but asparagus in the hopes I too will turn green.
-In an effort to stimulate the economy of Honduras, I will buy a bushel of bananas a week, even if I throw most of them away.
-I will stop cursing. Dammit!
-I solemnly vow to watch all of Buffy: Vampire Slayer.