So as part of my innovative new inititative- NSAWEWIB- I would like to share some thoughts.

1. There is no Apple support forum for Nanosaur. Why? Don’t people need help with this program?
2. My powerbook has developed a dead pixel! Egad!
3. What is the purpose of a bluetooth mouse that is operational from 30 feet away? For when you have a movie screen connected to your computer?
4. I do not like the Mighty Mouse. It is always causing the computer to do weird things. I’ll be trying to click on the address bar in my browser and suddenly Mighty Mouse reveals menus for removing buttons from the browser. And then when I am gasping in shock, attempting to manipulate the innovative 2 button design with my clumsy fingers, MM goes ahead and removes the buttons from the address bar. Then I’m howling in rage, cursing, undermining the exquisite, well developed professional aura which I exude in the workplace. It happens several times a day. In addition, the innovative scroll ball only works intermittently. And those innovative touch pads on the side of the mouse are constantly causing windows to go flying around the screen, disappearing, etc- in short it’s a horror and I don’t want a wireless one so please, please get me a BMW instead if you are looking for an overpriced gift. So- to recap. I do not like Mighty Mouse and I do not want one. I do like my tiger mouse, on the other hand. Very much.
5. I do not see any ready way to add an Exchange Resource account to Mac Mail.
6. I do not like it when people leave cryptic messages on my voicemail. Would it be so difficult to state the purpose of your call clearly? Do you not have ample time to collect your thoughts during the 5 minute intro while my phone instructs you how to leave a message?
7. comes after 6
8. Why does voice mail on cell phones go into such detailed instructions anyway? Who are these instructions for- hopeless cases, people with short attention spans, drunks?